Everyone's life is different. I guess this one's mine. Hey, I'm Kelly. Teenager, 50 different shades of a person :)
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus